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Caught a light sneeze
« Thread Started on Sept 22, 2006, 2:27am »

QUITE FRANKLY.

It was time for yet another edition of the talk show, Quite Frankly. Only this week, instead of the regular C-list "celebrities", a very special guest was scheduled for the show. Prepped to talk about her lover's loss at the pay-per-view, his championship belt and her very own upcoming match against Mar this week on RAW, they aired a video that recapped the past few week's of WWE All-Stars' action. It showed the confrontation between all four backstage, Jackie confronting Mar in the middle of the ring, Alex Shelley's loss to Matt Leoffler at Unforgiven and a promo for Jackie Gayda vs. Mar on RAW.

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The host, Stephen A. Smith, grinned widely after watching that video, making a clawed hand with his own, like a cat. As he moved it back and forth, he made but one noise: "Meeowww." The audience laughed loudly; they hated her and it was hilarious to see someone attempt to knock her down from her high horse and put her in her place. Too bad that she'd end up retaliating later on, only twice as worse. He shushed the audience with a wave of his hand.

Stephen A. Smith: Everyone, please welcome... Jackie Gayda!

"Reiventing Your Exit" by underOATH began playing. This was the music that Jackie, dressed in a trim pair of black pinstriped shorts and a black button-up shirt, would make her way out to. She smiled fakely at the audience, who were clapping politely because they had to and because they didn't want to look bad on television. Jackie made her way to the seat that had been set up for her, perching neatly on the edge of the seat.

Stephen A. Smith: Now, Jackie, let's get straight into it. Hypothetically, picture this. It's Unforgiven, a big pay-per-view. You're not wrestling, but rather, you're a ring-side for your boyfriend's match. Only, when the one-two-three pinfall is made, it isn't being made by him. When the referee raises the victor's hand, the hand raised isn't your boyfriend's. The title he hands to the victor no longer belongs to him. Only this situation wasn't hypothetical to you, it happened to you last week. Your thoughts on Alex Shelley's loss to Matt Leoffler?

Jackie Gayda: Well Stephen, hypothetically... how would you like it if Alex gave you the Shell Shock? I don't think you'd like it, would you? Whether you find this rude or not - I don't particularly care either way - but how about, hypothetically, you shut your trap and sit there like a good little boys and let me do most of the talking? Great. That's a good host. As for my answer... my thoughts on Alex's loss are that it's bullshit. It's absolute bullshit. Obviously, it was a fluke, because a person of Matt Leoffler's standards couldn't beat someone like Alex, even on a good day of the week. Rest assured, Alex is back in training to be contending for that title. Instead of wrestling sad no-hopers like Christian, whom he's already defeated, might I add, he should be granted a rematch for the title. But we all know who the owners of this federation is - they don't give you a true chance in this place unless you get on your knees underneath their desks.

Stephen A. Smith raised his eyebrows at her rather controversial statements. He straightened the papers in front of him, which listed some of the questions he planned on asking her. He quickly scanned his finger down the page, spying a question he liked.

Stephen A. Smith: Now, Jackie... Mar. You two have had bad blood since your days in IEO, and now, it's all brewing over into the ring, once again. Why don't you tell us your thoughts on her, and your upcoming match with her this week on RAW?

Jackie laughed loudly, scoffing. Mar? Please.

Jackie Gayda: I checked out the card for RAW a few days ago and saw that the match between Mar and myself had been confirmed for the show. And you know what I did? I laughed. I laughed. I laughed so hard that the people around me started to get scared. Then I rolled my eyes and pointed out where young Maryann went wrong. And you all know where she went wrong, don't you? If you guessed "challenging Jackie Gayda to a match", you'd be correct. I'm a competitor though, so being in a match with her is all good with me. I take my in-ring competition so very seriously. I do not back down, I do not run, I do not hide. Ever. I just get in there and I kick ass. I suppose you could call me 'the diva killer', it basically personifies me to a T. Mar could've just swallowed her pride and just accepted the simple fact that I'm better than her, but no, she decided to complain and whine and come across as ungrateful. And once I brand you as a trouble-maker, your time is up. There are a million girls out there who have been in Mar's position before. They tried to toe the line before it was too late, but none succeeded in their futile attempts. But since she has already made a fool out of herself by looking like a silly bitch, I doubt that no-one will mind if I continue the humiliation by beating her ass in the ring come RAW.

Listen honey, you are nowhere near my league - you need to face the facts. And those facts are that I am better than her in every single way. You name one aspect and I've got it covered. She's jealous of my talent, ability, looks and boyfriend. That's okay, that's only natural that she simply wants to be me. Nothing more, nothing less. I scratch my head over the fact that she laid her hands on me, even though she's seen what I've done to the other divas and superstars. She's got guts, I'll give her that, but guts won't beat me.

He looked stunned at her little spiel.

Stephen A. Smith: Um.. uh.. I just suddenly realised we no longer have any time left. Any last words?

She smiled saintly.

Jackie Gayda: As always. Sorry to bend your ear, but I enjoyed the match card for RAW. They got the right of it. Thanks for giving me a good laugh, be assured your humour will last while Mar's pitiful "talent" is doomed to fade. Mar, as the curtains finally far, kindly take your bow. Love our time, don't waste your life by getting involved with me.

The segment faded to black, but not before Jackie was ushered off the stage.

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